2008/9 Season Match Reports

25th Sep v Penarth Athletic 14th January vs Penarth Athletics
1st October v Llandough B 21st January vs Llandough B
8th October v Sprouts 28th January vs Sprouts
15th October v Llandough C 14th April vs Llandough C
23rd October v Marauders 11th February v Marauders
29th October v Clive Arms 18th February vs Clive Arms
4th November v Bulldogs 25th February vs Bulldogs
12th November vs Cefn A 5th March v Cefn A
20th November vs DP Athletic A 11th March vs DP Athletic A
26th November vs Unsportsmans  
3rd December vs Ex's C 25th March v Ex's C
10th December vs Sleepers 2nd April v Sleepers
18th December vs Pilot  
25th Sep v Penarth Athletic
A solid start in our posh new shirts saw us 1 up after two rolls, and the oppos only having totalled 50 on their third. We should have put the match to bed in that thirds roll, but squandered our position - whether through rustiness or sheer complacency (cries of "it's all over" when we entered the alley that roll were sadly and foolishly premature).
JR notched a fine 28 at the top, but elsewhere only Sparky and Gilo got over 25. Must do better boys, or it'll be straight back down to the basement division next term.
 
1st October v Llandough B
Tonight was skittles as it should be, lots of ale, plenty of pins dropped, combined with top singing and a great atmosphere, culminating in a win for the boys. JR continues his awesome start to the season and now has the Yellow shirt glued to his back following his magic bolter free 31. Fuming over the webmasters comments that the league table would be turned on its head come the end of the season (after the first weeks results), he continued his fine form. Obviously the manure he has been resting in over the Summer has germinated him into the fine skittler he is today. However, this was a team performance with all the lads rolling well. A warm welcome to Richie Copley, a new player who has signed up, probably a good thing as Trigger was completely AWOL. So a first win of the season and plenty more to come. Woggy's beer this evening was superb. After a long summer recess, likened to Kellogs cornflakes "We forgot how good it is"!
 
8th October v Sprouts
We saw again the gulf between the 2nd and 1st Divisions as we were comprehensively rolled over by the Sprouts, who since we last played them have moved from the Cogan to the Penarth Legion. 2 up after the first roll, we looked fine and dandy, but then they put their foot on the gas and we ran out of petrol. Three 60 pluses and two 70's were far too good for us on a night were there was not enough consistency on our side of the board. Rossi's 32 and 28's from Harv, Sparky and Stabber apart there was only one other score above 25. Having 3 sets of balls to choose from was odd, but didnt shape the outcome. Sparky dopped 9 on the final roll in a defiant captain's gesture, but by then it was too late. Hopefully things will improve.
 
15th October v Llandough C
It's been a strange couple of weeks. Last week at the Pen Legion we had 9 balls on the rack. This week at home we had a different set of skittles. And they weren't our usual splash skittles. A best roll score of 66 on the night, only 3 of the 10 rolls 60 or more, and no 8's, let alone 9's. Still we had enough to brush aside a relatively off form Llandough C side by 16 pins, even after a poor final 49 roll. Sparky hit a bolterless 29 and Exocet a 1 bolter 27, whilst at the other end Nightmare scratched his way to 20 with Mavis and DJ one ahead on 21. That's 2 from 4 now. Steady. Nothing better.
 
23rd October v Marauders
We're never too keen on the Llandough Legion's alley, and after being 7 down on the opening roll despite Gilo's 9, you could see why. We pulled a couple back on roll 2, but the oppo's 3rd roll combined with us turning up the heat a little saw us open a gap of 10. We made that 12 on the 4th roll, and a 60 from the Marauders on their final roll left us 49 to win. A few middle order jitters saw us wobble a bit, but eventually 11th man Rossi saw us home with three balls to spare - just as well as it tuned out as Harv only hit 2 on his final roll - no doubt he'll say he would have hit 7 if he'd have needed to....
Top Dog was Gilo with 30, followed by Sparky on 27, whilst the night's ne'er do wells were Rossi and Stockings on 18 apiece. Richie Copley hit 25 on an impressive debut.
 
29th October v Clive Arms
We lost this one by 3 pins. People will look at the anchorman who hit 5 on the final roll needing 8 to tie, but there's more to it than that. At one end of the scale Sparky (right) hit a faultess 29 and Blakey hit a spare of 13 (otheriwse he'd have been dropped), whilst at the other end, new boy Andy Cooper managed just 13. We're back to our old inconsistent ways and need to sort this out pretty soon.
 
4th November v Bulldogs
Either we didn't have the bottle, or this league is harder than we think after we threw away a 21 pin lead to lose by 13 at the Penarth Legion. Rossi's Diddler busting 34 earned him £48, plus the £2's, and the yellow shirt, with Sparky on 31 close behind, and 31 was a respectable score, but three 70+ rolls from the 'Dogs after their initial 48 just blew us away, and we couldn't stick with them. This week we're breaking with tradition and instead of a photo of "Top Dog", it's Stabber. He doesn't get to feature as Top Dog very often, and it was his birthday. Many Happy Returns mate. Only 7 years until you're 50!
 

12th November v Cefn A
This was a match we should have won, but we played poorly. We only scored 275 on an alley where you should be looking at 300+ every time, but the pins have been changed - and worse, they're not all the same shape! What's going on? But that's just an excuse - the Cef had the same pins and they hit 5 more than us. And that's what counts. Only 3 men hit more than 25. JR and Exocet got 27 apiece, but at the other end Coops followed up his debut 13 with a 16 - and a Sunshine to boot on his first roll - all three balls straight through the middle of the diamond. We weren't near;y good enough on the night, and it showed. School report - must do better.

 
20th November vs DP Athletic A
We've had some shockers in the past, but this must rank up there. 9 pins up after the first roll we were all sqare after 4, so the final roll was the cruncher. We needed 57 to win, on an alley where a change of pins means that's a decent score. We fell short with 53, but 10 bolters showed how different it could have been. Gilo hit a stylish 29, and Statto showed some of his old flair with 27, but apart from that it was, it has to be said, pretty mediocre.
 
26th November vs Unsportsmans
The bolter money is racking up - or it would be if everyone paid - 53 bolters should amount to £10.60p, but only £8.90p was banked.
Gripe over, a 30% bolter rate is poor, but we still did enough to comfortably beat the Unsportsmans by over 20 pins. Pete "Exocet" Coilley led the way with a fine 30, able supported bu old stager Gilo, Statto and this term's new boy Richie "Rich" Copley (C'mon, someone's gott come up with a better nickname for him than that!) There weren't really any spectacular things to report about the match. We rolled, we hoit a few, we missed a lot, but we hit more than they did, and that's about that. Sausages and chips were nice though....
 
3rd December vs Ex's C
The Ex's alley is always good for a few pins, but little did we think that we'd have to chase 85 to win on the final roll goin into that roll only 3 down. However, a humungous 82 by them left us far too much to do. Until then, it had been nip and tuck. They were up after roll 1, we were up after 2. We were still up after 3 and then down after 4, and then came that moster roll. Pins abounded, and Stockings took the plaudits for his 33, but a special mention to Tankerman who steped in and floored 31 including a 9 that could have been so much more bar his final 2. A loss then, but not a disgraceful one. We need to get back on track though as we're aproaching the halfway point with just 4 wins under our belts.
 
10th December vs Sleepers
After the pain of losing last week after the oppo's final 80+, we again lost out on the last roll. It had been nip and tuck all the way. We were 2 up after 1, 2 up after 2, 1 up after 3 and 6 up after 4, but a mediocre 55 final roll left the Sleepers needing 62 to win. Give the best score of the night until then was our own 60, and they hadn't hit above 55, we were hopeful, but the cheers from the alley told a different story as they rattled in a 67 to win by 6. So with one match left in the first half of the season, we've managed to accumulate just 8 points from a possible 24. There were too many bolters again last night - 47 in all. Sometimes we just seem to chuck the balls down without much thought. Only Exocet (27), DJ and Harv (26 apiece) looked respectable.
 
18th December vs Pilot
Skipper took a depleted squad to the Pilot. Finding us in the relegation zone for the first time the boys were in no mood for losing. After winning every roll a comfortable 30 pin win with a score of 289 was celebrated. Three 'Top Dogs' were Nightmare, DJ and Stocks all on 27. (Yellow Shirt to Nightmare by virtue of a play off). Howler of the night was 'Bouncing Bomb' Peter Colley who hit a 20 but managed to bounce a ball over the top of the pins. Thanks to the Pilot boys for their hospitality and to their overworked barmaid. Xmas carols were sung especially 'when Dinas win away' as we made our way to the Curry House via The Lion and The Albion. Blakey demolished the extremley HOT Chicken Phal and the Lime Pickle Chutney (There is something wrong with that boy). A noisy arrival at Dinas 1.30 am meant some sore heads in the morning. Well done lads a good night was had by all.
 
14th January vs Penarth Athletic
Big Daddy Stocks saved the day and said "I dedicate my 29 to my new son "Mackenzie".

An 11 pin win looks good, but with too many balls off the alley, and 4 boys hitting 19 and under there's clearly more work to be done and too many still having the Christmas spirit in them.. A shortage of players forced skipper to pick the unfit Ken who battled gallantly even though in obvious pain. At least he had an excuse. Another two points in the bag to ease rlegation fears.

 

21st January vs Llandough B
No report available

 
28th Janbuary vs Sprouts
Another fine win came our way in a tight match as we saw off the Sprouts. In the absence of the skipper who was away supporting City at Coventry, Stabber led the boys to a fine victory, leading from the front with an almost faultless 29. Statto also floored 29 as we mustered 285. The Spouts needed 66 to win on their final roll but fell short after a tense match. Our good start to the New Year surely eases relegation worries. Stabber said after the match "I'm exhausted. People don't realise how much captaining the side takes it out of you, but without me we'd have been stuffed"
 
11th February v Marauders
This looked like being a ding-dong match for the first three rolls. After Exocet had given us a perfect tonic in the first roll with his second man up 9, we managed a 1 point lead. The Marauders, flying high in the table showed their class as they went 7 up after two rolls. only for us to pull it back and go 5 up in the 3rd. The Maraurders could only match our steady 56 in the 4th with a 54 that gave us a 7 pin lead going into the final roll. On this alley this season, that's a big advantage, and we capitlaised with a superb 64, to leave them a huge ask. They duly struggled to 49 to give us the match comfortably. Exocet's fine 30 including that 9 was the star turn.
 
18th February vs Clive Arms
In a rollercoaster match at the unique Clive in Penarth, we missed out on extedning our unbeaten run after they hit a huge 71 on their final roll. Until then, it had been a belter of a match. Two down after the first roll, we were 3 up after 2, level after 3 and 1 down after 4, but that final 71 was like a knife in the heart. The short alley played well, as Gilo with 32 showed, and he really should have had the Diddler now worth sixty big ones. Elsewhere, DJ managed to find a way to record a sunshine, and Harv with 29 goes to the top of the averages by 0.01 over Sparky.
 
25th February vs Bulldogs
This match swung all ways, as we opened up a 6 point lead after the first roll. The Bulldoogs turned that round after the second roll to leave us 6 down, and we tied the 3rd roll. We hauled 4 pins back on the 4th, and a decent 63 left us in with a shout, but it wasn't enough and the 'Dogs ran out winners by 6. Statto tuned back the clock with a Diddler winning 35, and Harv able supported with a 28, but with 5 scores below 25 there wasn't enough support elsewhere to merit a win.
 

5th March v Cefn A
This was a classic case of blowing a match we should have won easily. We were 13 pins up after the frist roll, and already the comments of "it's in the bag" started. The lead was cut to 10 after the second roll, and a poor 48 on the third roll saw that reduced to a two pin advantage. We regained ground on thr fourth roll and a 9 pin advantage kicked in the comforat factor. But a good skittles side is shown by it's mettle, and the Cef hit us with a final 65 leaving us 57 to win. Gettable certainly, but not this night as we stumbled to a 52 and watched the points go a begging. We sent down 56 bolters on the night. That's the equivalent of almost 4 men scoring zip all - effectively playing with 8 men. A poor display and we must start to do better.

 
11th March vs DP Athletic A
Derby time again, and we got our revenge as we swept aside the "A" in a comprehensive victory. We won all 5 rolls to win by 27 pins in one our most comfortable victories of the season. Gilo led from the fron with 29, but 28's from DJ, Sparky and Stocks and 27's from JR, Exocet, Statto and Harv showed a consistency in our game that has been lacking of late. The rot has stopped and with only 5 games left to play, it's all about pride now.
 
25th March v Ex's C
Another week, another loss at home, this time the Ex's C rolling us over on our own turf. Frankly, this was all over after the first roll when we ended up 10 pins down. We only won one roll all night, and that was only by one pin. Harv and Stockings kept us in the game with 31 each, but only Statto (29) and JR (27) were other to get over 24 in a night where bolters were flashing around all over the pplace. Nightmare hit a great 9 on roll 3, but a pair of 2's and a 3 elsewhere in his set only managed to get him to 20. Must try harder, but I think end of season fatigue is setting in. The skipper must surely be thinking of releasing some from their contracts in a few weeks time.
 
2nd April v Sleepers
How did this one slip away? After being behind all night, we needed 58 to win this match on the tough Railway alley. A few had found it hard going, although the Skipper's faultless 30 suggested it's mind games as much as anything else. At the halfway mark of the final roll, we were exactly on course with 29 pins down, and when penultimate man Statto stepped up the equation was 10 between him and Harv, 2 good men and true - though until them Stat's had struggled. He steeled himself and floored 7 to cheers, and with Harv needing just 3 to wrap thegame up it looked like game over. But skittles is a funny game, and Harv who'd looked good all night took only 2 pins with his 3 balls to leave the match tied on 269 apiece.
 
14th April vs Llandough C
This match, delayed from February got off to the most rip-roaring of starts as JR opened up our first roll with a spare of 13. That enabled us to take a 17 pin lead on roll 1, and we kept the pressure on all night to win by 15 pins in a relatively comfortable win. JR's start-off gave him the impetus to reach 35 and take the Didddler worth £30. Elsewhere Gilo's 28 was impressive, but barring a miracle it will be Harv who lifts the championship next week. It's DJ or Nightmare for the wooden spoon.